Fancy pokémon heck yes

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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Me: WHYYYYY
Mom: What's wrong??!!!??
Me: I GOT UP AND I MISSED DRAKE BELL CALLING ME BACK
Mom: Oh, I heard it going off, I didn't think it was important.
Me: ...
Me: YOU HAD ONE JOB

prozd:

cherrizard:

when someone tells you about how much they love a character that dies later on

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yeah…..they’re…..great…….

❝Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.❞

—Marcus Aurelius, Meditations (via observando)

mcfishboy:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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